I had Picasso draw this picture of me after watching the film version of Miss Peregrine. Eva Green was as attractive as ever but the storyline was a travesty. It was okay for about half an hour and then Tim Burton got creative.
Ther are valid reasons for changing a narrative, but taking a lot of the first book and sod all of books two and three and actually changing peculiarities between children is not acceptable, nor is this Tim Burton-ised piece of drink- or drug-induced crap. I'm sure Ransom Riggs would have been appalled although I see he's got a new writing contract. This was two hours of my life lost when I could have been at home playing video games.
